
And try to be a little more open to life's experiences, okay? Butt-head: What a dork. Oh yeah! *laughs* David VanDriessen: *sigh* Have you guys heard a word I've said? Butt-head: Uhhh, yeah! Anus! *laughs* Beavis: Yeah! I heard it too! *laughs* David VanDriessen: Look, guys, just take the TV back to the AV room right now. Butt-head: Uh-huh huh huh! He said "anus"! Beavis: "Entert-ain us", "ainus". There's a wonderful and exciting world out there when we discover we don't need TV to entertain us.

We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! Bus Driver: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, NUMB-NUTS! ONCE MORE AND I'LL-UNH! Beavis: KICK YOUR ASS!ĭavid VanDriessen: You know, this could be really positive experience for you guys. He's old, but he's probably scored a million times! Old Guy: Oh, yeah. but they've probably scored! Bus Driver: Hey, I'm warning you! SIT DOWN! Beavis: It's, like, this chick's a slut. It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old like these people. Beavis: Shut up, ass-wipe! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score. Damn it! Bus Driver: Hey, buddy, sit down. We've traveled, um, a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. After discovering a car jack in the trunk of Muddy's carĭialogue Beavis: Damn it, this always happens.In reference to automatic-flush urinals.This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.Directed at then-first daughter Chelsea Clinton.

There's a naked chick, a talking snake, and this dude wears a leaf over his schlong.

